i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
