I need help removing her.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
