If that was your dad, he is hot
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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