porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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