Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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