Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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