Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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