Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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