But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's like heaven, but drunker
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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