Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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