i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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