Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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