I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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