its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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