I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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