so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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