only if we run a train.
done.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
bring money and cleavage
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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