it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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