I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Let's paint friendship bongs
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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