How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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