i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I skipped work to stalk him.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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