..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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