I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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