No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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