Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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