We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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