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I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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