Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Who died my cat blue again?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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