S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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