I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And then he peed in my hair
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