did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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