:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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