I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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