And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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