You're completely useless in the revolution.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
false alarm. still invincible.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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