I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
no you cant smoke seaweed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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