I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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