Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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