no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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