Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
