What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Randomize
