Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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