I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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