Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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