The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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