Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
only you would photoshop your dick
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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