either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
This girl is more easily done than said...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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