just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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