you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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