That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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