New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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