what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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