i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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