Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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