i think my tv is drunk
I don't think brook has ever known best
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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