i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You were trust falling into bushes
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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