It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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