I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
do nipples grow back?
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