What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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