i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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