yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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