yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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